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Watching: Teen Wolf season 4

Reading: the death cure

Listening to: Green Day

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corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

(Source: actuallybadcop)

whenever i try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: it is because I am a failure
me: everything I touch dies

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

cleverkats:

Well behaved women rarely make history

-Eleanor Roosevelt

cheeseyturtlelove:

The sound I made was inhuman.

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

If the Deadpool really was made by a Banshee, the there’s something else you should know about…

peace-out-little-munchkins:

troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

THIS IS GOLDEN


__-- Anonymous said: What's it like living in Canada? I really wanna move there one day and I just wanna know if it's as good as everyone says it is.

I’m so biased but I love it here. It’s actually a great country. Pretty expensive (where I live) but the outdoors are so pretty
I have an idea, EVERYONE SEND ME CANADIAN STEREOTYPES and I’ll tell you if it’s true or fake