Closing my eyes doesn’t help. Fire burns brighter in the darkness.
A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT
Bluebell the adorable. Also glowy. But mostly adorable.
I bought cute undies at the mall today. The lady shopping next to me said “I have to ask, my son is trans, I am buying him underwear… I mean her, still working on the her thing, sorry, but could you help me? Please!”
I almost cried.
really though nothing makes me happier than supportive parents of trans* kids
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
His spin in the last gif was totally unnecessary
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
easter and oh look at that
we’re all still here
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
-I need a case!
-You’ve just solved one! By… harpooning a guineapig, apparently.
next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail